Many have pondered the origins of such a unique being.
Few have dared ask. It is said that he washed up on Brighton Beach one morning in 1982, wearing just a shell suit and muttering incomprehensibly about shoes.
30 years later and he has become a household name in Brighton, synonymous with the words “Techno” and perhaps more strangely “Cat Food”.
Expect banging electronic rhythms from this irrefutable legend.